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but it’s a tiny classroom and it’s very well air conditioned so I forgive them

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i walked six flights of stair to get to my precalc class how dehumanizing

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lebaenese:

lebaenese:

Well well well

I sometimes like to believe that karma is real

(via halogenate)

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asvpfentz:

This is a woman who tore her down any chance she got. And what does Rihanna ask you to do? Pray for her recovery. This is who I stan for. She has a loving and forgiving spirit (as shown above). She has a heart of gold. God has her in his hands. That’s why any weapon formed against her shall never prosper.

Why would I pray for a racist transphobic old prune that said Palestinians deserve to die this was clearly shade

(via halogenate)

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baby’s first college class in an hour and a half and i am very nervous

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nasturbate:

im gonna take ur blue eyes white dragon and ram it down ur asshole have fun in the shadow realm shitdick

(Source: fyeahygocardart, via randomrealityshifts)

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gradientlair:

christel-thoughts:

When you see me show me your bachelors, show me your masters. That’s the best thing you can do for me, as my fan.

YAAAAASS NICKI. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS

i haven’t found the source video yet.

I love the way Nicki encourages people with education. I’ve seen her ask about report cards on Twitter and tell young people to bring their C’s up to B’s and B’s up to A’s. And this quote is too awesome. ❤

(Source: yungnics, via fahugs)

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liezlwashere:

In case you’re having a bad day here’s Tim gunn running after a dog (via ac-mc98)


"Come back here you scamp…!"
— things that I imagine Tim Gunn probably said while chasing after Swatch.

(via glossoblogia)

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golfdad1992:

Isn’t amazing how people don’t give a shit about misogyny until they can accuse muslims of it in order to justify their islamaphobia?

(Source: spookyscullyy, via fahugs)

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Jack Kilmer - Palo Alto

(Source: nclswndngrfn, via alsosets)

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cultmovie:

During a convention interview, star Glenn Howerton was asked why his character was named Dennis, whereas Charlie Day and Rob McElhenney's characters are named after themselves. Howerton responded by saying that he wanted to distance himself from his character as much as fucking possible.

(via cutelagoon)

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officialunitedstates:

my favorite part of any trip to mcdonalds is the sudden and unavoidable flashbacks to the time when I got stuck in the slide for 5.5 hours and the staff had to slide down mcnuggets so I could keep up my energy while they cut the slide in half with a hacksaw.  half-slide is still there, haunting me and the other kids who sudden fall through a hole halfway through their journey down

(via straume)

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maatangi:

when u wax your upper lip but hair grows back the next day like nuH UH I did NOT conform to Eurocentric beauty standards for this shit

(via maasi-petrol)

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